Friday, September 01, 2006

Math for a Friday!

Steak and a game > Snakes on a plane

I... would never turn down FREE baseball tickets! I... love to hear the crack of the bat while sipping a frosty brew. I... like yelling at the umps when they make a bad call. I... like getting into and argument with the fan next to me over impact that the DH has made on the game and how the art of the bunt is a concept that has been totally lost. I... love going to games just for the idea that ANYTHING can happen, like the time I saw someone steal home.

I... will go by myself and have a fantastic steak at The Palm and then hit the game, I love having the stadium in the middle of downtown! Honestly, who turns down free tickets.

Happy Friday Hookers!

8 comments:

amy said...

hehe . . . watching baseball with you sounds like a lot of fun . . . seeing you getting in trouble cuz you are getting into arguments . . . classy, brob a good laugh

have lots of fun my friend and drink a beer for me (even though it tastes like . . . hmm yeah)

*hugs*

Anonymous said...

hehehe.....watching baseball with you still sounds boring as hell to me. However, watching you watch baseball...might be interesting cuz you make funny faces when youre mad. Seeing you get in trouble because you have a big mouth sounds like fun too, just cuz the bitch inside of you would probably come out and insult someone, and then youd have to get in a fist fight, and as youre being pulled out of the stadium by security, id be laughing, while still sipping my disgusting beer (According to amy).
Actually baseball with janie doesnt sound like such a bad thing now that i think about it. :D

*waves* whaddup slut???

Janie U Ignorant Slut said...

See... why wouldn't you want to go with me after knowing all that. Plus the seats are about 4 rows from field even with 3rd base.

and FUCK YOU VERY MUCH Jagged!

GreyLibra said...

Any baseball, let alone baseball with Janie, is awesome. Insinuating otherwise gets people kicked off of skype calls! Long live the Cardinals, let the Yankees die.

Hope you have a great time at the park!

GL

Janie U Ignorant Slut said...

Exactly

you know what lil linguist, i'd go gay for you too

Kai said...

Yikes - "let the Yankees die"... that's kind of harsh to hear!!!!!!

Anyway, I'd watch baseball with you any day. Actually, that's one sport I really enjoy going to see the games in person (YANKEE GAMES - I hate going out to Shea for Met games - ughh!)

Have a great time!!

xoxo

Janie U Ignorant Slut said...

i personally love the Yankees... mainly because my Angels usually kick their asses!

Anonymous said...

Now how did I miss a post about baseball?????

Janie, I would love to take in a game with you sometime, if I'm ever in town.

I'm watching WNBA basketball at the moment and the team I'm rooting for is getting their butts kicked. Oh the pain!