This just in...

Guy Smiley here reporting live from Sesame Street. A new resident has moved in, her name... Abby Caddaby. A vision in pink and purple with pom-pom hair reminiscent of Red Fraggle.

How will this affect the dynamic of our community? Bert and Ernie were unavailable for comment but seemed disinterested as they walked off, towel and rubber ducky in hand. Telly was worried as usual while the Two-Headed Monster argued over where she lived, each point in a different direction.

A feud has erupted between Grover and Elmo. Grover became insanely jealous as he over heard Elmo saying "Elmo loves Abby". The two have reportedly not spoken in days.

Rosita, Zoe and Phoebe were in agreement that they felt that Abby would be a great addition to their Sunday morning breakfast group. Zoe had this to say, "She seems like a fantastic girl with a very Carrie Bradshawesque fashion sense."

In an exclusive interview with Abby herself she stated that she in enjoying her new location as well as her new friends. Her only complaint was of a large feathered fellow who shall remain unnamed. "He just kept asking me questions, I found it rather annoying... Does he always do this?"

I feel that Oscar the Grouch best summed up the addition. "We need more chicks around here. Now SCRAM!"

This is Guy Smiley signing off