I CAN TOO BE CUTE!

It has been brought to my attention that I am not able to be cute. That I am a perpetual hard ass SLUT that can't take the time to be cute. So I post pictures of my future puppy. I am in LOVE with this dog. Bull Mastiffs are the sweetest breed I have ever encountered and are so sensitive and loving. BUT they get about twice the size of a lab so for now I have pictures.

Number 11 - Worship at the Church of Patron

Damn it feels good to be a gangster!

Numero Once

what... i forgot to cast?

huh... I guess it has been long enough.

New cast will post this evening.

ThaSLUT

Animal crackers to make you feel better!

I loved these when I was a kid.

Am I the only one that could not tell them apart?

When I was little and stayed home sick my grandmother would

make me grilled cheese, tomato soup and 7-Up with a bendy straw.

I think that when you are sick you need TLC,

and that was what she gave me.

Soooo, I send my TLC out to anyone who needs it today,

in the form of animal crackers!

*mmmmmuah*

Janiekins

Silly boys! Tongue twisters are for girls!

Spa Weekend

Ok girls, I am off for a short spa weekend in the desert.

Have a lovely college football Saturday and NFL Sunday!


Stay kinky kiddies!
**Janie**

Happy Birthday Girls!

To my chicas a very happy birthday!


And to all of the hookers out there who obliged my incessant nagging and complied with the super secret Operation Birthday plans, I would like to send a big THANK YOU!


You are all TOPS in my book
Janie

Math for a Friday!

Steak and a game > Snakes on a plane

I... would never turn down FREE baseball tickets! I... love to hear the crack of the bat while sipping a frosty brew. I... like yelling at the umps when they make a bad call. I... like getting into and argument with the fan next to me over impact that the DH has made on the game and how the art of the bunt is a concept that has been totally lost. I... love going to games just for the idea that ANYTHING can happen, like the time I saw someone steal home.

I... will go by myself and have a fantastic steak at The Palm and then hit the game, I love having the stadium in the middle of downtown! Honestly, who turns down free tickets.

Happy Friday Hookers!